Total Medals Earned: 283 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,500 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (35/170 points)
Watch the boss intro
Come back to life
Press down or S when on the ground
Watch the ending
Watch the first part of the intro
Watch the second part of the intro
Reach the end without enough cigarettes
Eat a baby
Put out 150 flames
Defeat Chuck Norris without taking damage
Medals Earned: 6/10 (165/465 points)
Eat 10 Nemos
Eat 10 Sardies
Eat 10 Aidees
Eat 10 Tigris
Eat 10 Puffpuffs
Eat 10 Scorpios
Eat 10 Angies
Eat 10 Beanies
Eat 10 Devies
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (80/440 points)
Beat a challenge with two strikes
No strikes gets you this gold
Beat both Keep it up! Challenges
Beat a challenge with only one strike
Beat All Bombs Away challenges
Beat all Cage challenges
Beat all wall challenges
Beat the Alien Encounter challenge
Beat the Night Fight challenge
Beat the Sage challenge
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/310 points)
Defeat Vasekto's first form
Lose all your lives
Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form
Get spiked
Blow up all roaming bots
Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form
Defeat Vasekto's 4th form
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/500 points)
Reach the second hut by following the sign.
Beat the game without firing a single shot!
Save the day in record time! (Rescue Börte with 2 min to spare)
Beat the game without missing a single shot!
Kill off 13 giants
Beat the game without being hit even once. (Dodge or block every enemy)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
You have made some toast!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/415 points)
run past the finish line
Hit the mole with the ball before he dives underground
defeat the wooden keeper and score a goal
get at least a bronze medal in all four levels
complete all levels with bronze medals or higher
complete all levels with silver medals or higher
complete all levels with gold medals
play with the trainer
kick the ball through the legs of the wooden player
get a bronze medal in endless mode
get a silver medal in endless mode
get a gold medal in endless mode
Medals Earned: 19/23 (180/245 points)
Buy your first shield.
Who needs dignity? ...and clean clothes?
Win your first fight.
Win a gamble at the sledge races.
Reach level 5.
Level up for the first time.
Start playing.
Knock down a punching bag.
Buy your first sword.
Make a poor decision in an alleyway.
Have a beer at the Pub.
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Reach level 10.
Reach level 15.
Buy the best shield.
Talk to the fountain spirit.
Reach level 20.
You must be so over this by now.
Buy the best sword.
Face a level 100 enemy.
Buy a new coat of paint.
Do some sick dance moves.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.